On my flight home to NJ I had this mom of twins sit next to me and she was pretty out there and nutty.  Apparently some people complained about her so Continental gave me a call to ask some questions and heres the report they sent back to me to confirm for their record on what went on:

Dear Mr. Chazen,

Thank you for taking the time to speak to me today regarding flight 1803 from Los Angeles to Newark on January 22, 2010.  As I mentioned, we received a complaint regarding a customer in your vicinity.  During our phone conversation you stated the following:

·         The woman seated next to you said “you could be their pseudo father” referring to her children.
·         The woman was intoxicated  
·         You stated, “When she got up she conveniently fell into my lap and asked me how does it feel to have a cute girl in my lap.”
·         Toward the end of the flight her daughter urinated on herself and the woman undressed her.
·         During final approach for landing the woman got up and the flight attendants asked her to sit down.  The flight attendant asked her if she was a flight attendant for Continental.  Her reply was, “So what if I am, does it really matter?”
·         The crew conducted themselves professionally

I didn’t mind at all…I just found it funny, but in retrospect I should complain and try to get a free ticket ha.